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June 25 2017

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tenniles:

billie!

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cloveochai:

symmetra’s new skin is very good but i’m not sure if i’m sold on the helmet…

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ninalinovna:

like father like daughter

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lesbiannyx:

The Capitoline Triad

June 24 2017

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Humans are Weirdos (ft.  animals)

botgal:

I know a popular ‘humans are weird to aliens’ topic is how easily humans can bond to animals. But then think the opposite.

We humans are so weird because we are practically bonding magnets to animals.

We have our social hierarchies, so it makes sense that we can fit in with certain groups like dogs and even gorillas if we can understand them enough. We get ourselves acquainted with dogs who have been domesticated and these dogs will leap into our laps and constantly bother us for pets and treats and licking us as a way to show affection. People who can get certain animals to open up to us are super cool. Aliens are in awe of how our understanding of them can get us into a pack so readily that humans who are super close to normally protective dog mothers are allowed to hold their precious babies.

We can even manage to bond with animals like cats, known to be mostly solitary. We care for these cats and when they’re comfortable they will break their isolation and seek us out for affection.

Imagine an alien seeing a dog or cat go to an upset human and try to nuzzle them or snuggle into their lap to let themselves be held for our emotional comfort. These animals which, though currently domesticated, were descended from predators streamlined towards a goal of becoming efficient hunters. Willingly coming to our emotional aid and comforting us because they’ve bonded with us so closely.

Aliens see dogs act as protectors and bark away intruders on the human territory, but instantly turn happy when they know it’s their owner and friend. They see cats utilizing inborn maternal instincts to hunt down and leave ‘gifts’ of dead things in an effort to feed and teach their humans to take care of them since we’re such worthless hunters in their eyes. They’ll even know if something is wrong with humans medically before we do, or know about disturbances in the home like fires or gas leaks, and will uncharacteristically jump us to get us out of danger.

And when humans are in danger by others, and an animal senses it before we do, these animals will immediately jump on the defensive and snarl and warn against any potential enemies  and try to alert us.

You’ve got dogs who will literally jump on intruders and bite them when they’re trying to attack their human owners. Throwing themselves and and intimidating animals many times larger than themselves for our sake. Even cats, the ones people might think aren’t very interested in their humans, will throw themselves into the fray and claw the hell out of something that’s a danger to a precious human of theirs.


And, for an added bonus, imagine if we can get this to apply to bigger, deadlier animals with similar capacity for pack bonding.

After months and months of talking, mimicking, feeding, and caring for a giant predator the rest of the crew refuses to near, it’s sort of relaxed to the human. A sense of loyalty that ‘yes, this creature cares for me’. Then, one day, pirates invade the vessel and somehow the animal gets loose. Cue the crew panicking when it comes ambling out of its’ holding bay at the time when a pirate is about to bring a knife or something down on the human. Two seconds later this pirate is running and screaming for its life when it sees it. The creature takes a running start, LEAPS over the human (which was closest to it and already injured) and takes off after it. When that pirate is either captured or dead, the creature returns to the human, nuzzling them and making sounds to see if they’re okay.

The human is smiling and mimicking the sounds back, or just talking to it to say what a ‘good boy’ it is.

The aliens of the crew are in shock.  The rest of the humans just smile knowingly.

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andyacklesspn:

« DEATH OF THE OUTSIDER »

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shalizeh7:

I’m so excited for the new Dishonored DLC! <3

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starvinghippos:

Assassin’s CreedDesmond Miles

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altmaled:

and the templars are totally aware of that

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percyvex:

travis willingham: captain of the ss perc’ahlia 

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miyku:

Billie Lurk

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logicalllama:

Connor’s double parry (2/?)

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miss-chill:

3rdeyechakra:

Reblog to make a white gay big mad

Reblog to make a gay of color happy, because that’s what matters, not how many problematic white people we can piss off.

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rebeccacrane:

[TEARS OFF OWN FACE] I MISS DESMOND I MISS LUCY I MISS SUBJECT 16 GLYPHS I MISS FUN MODERN-TIMES MOMENTS AND CONVERSATIONS I MISS COHERENT STORYLINES 

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